So I had a rather large cyst removed from my lower back on Monday morning. I got it done at the doctors office...the cyst which wasn't a cyst until they cut me open, they really had no clue what it was.... A part of me (the sickest part that relates to Kyo when he pukes) wanted it to be some parasite from some third world country. Course the rational nonloving puke side of me was kind of pissed when the doctor said it was like an iceberg. The small little nickle size bump I had on my back went down over an inch deep and ended up to be half the size of my FUCKING FIST! Oh yeah did I mention during this procedure I found out I was basically immune to the effects of Novocain. You know that drug they use to NUMB YOU BEFORE THEY CUT YOU OPEN!?!?!?!?! Yeah that one. So, yes folks I felt it all. It hurt like ass fucking a red-hot fire poker... in other words OW MOTHERFUCKER. The doctor said it should have been done in the hospital with something OTHER than Novocain. Anyway that is all said and done. I'm in shit loads of pain, I have ten stitches inside and five on the outside. Doesn't look half as bad as it felt lemme tell you. Oh hey while you're reading this and know I live near Boston Mass... It's going to be 101 degrees tomorrow with a heat index of 115+. This makes me want to cry along with back pain.
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